Dear Pottery Barn...

I know it's not good to lust

But I am

I just wanted to leave you a little note

You know kind of like a post-it

For your planner

For the times when you have those

Sudden

Frequent

Lapses in memory

I loveth this table very much


And today when I came to visit

Mr. R said he loveth it too...

Which doesn't always happen you know

Him lovething something I loveth

I just wanted to let you know

We are getting married soon

And

Well

We don't have a dining room table

And we loveth yours

K...

Thanks

P.S. post this in your planner somewhere around the first of May. That will give you plenty of time to ship it our way.

Loveth your dearest customer,
AshleyR